THE GREATEST SIDESHOW CONS AND GAFFS EVER IMAGINED... MUMMIES FROM OUTER SPACE?

Alien corpses unveiled in front of the Mexican government!
In truth, from the Golden Age of marvels onward, the honest acts and wonders of a circus, a carnival, a midway or a Ten-in-One were and are usually more astonishing than any birdseed and glue creation dreamed up by a down-on-her-luck manger or a dime museum owner looking to add just one more spectacular adjective to the long line before his name. Despite the exceptional talent, physical attributes or showmanship of performers billed as “freaks,” however, many outfits, from P.T. Barnum’s American Museum to today’s ragtag traveling carnival setup in the back parking lot of an empty strip mall, have resorted to the often expected tricks of the trade—the sideshow gaff and the bally fake. The con in plain sight.
GAFF TAXIDERMY
Have you ever been fooled by the legend of the jackalope, Fiji mermaid, or furry trout? How couldn’t you? Tchotchke shops and restaurants are full of undeniable proof that these made-up creatures exist. Clever taxidermists have long been in on the joke and can pull all kinds of tricks to bring mythical creatures, like Bavaria’s wolpertinger, to life. https://youtu.be/KjnnZMqu5yM
Scientists call fraud on supposed extraterrestrials presented to Mexican Congress.
The shriveled bodies with shrunken, warped heads left those in the chamber aghast and quickly kicked up a social media fervor. “It’s the queen of all evidence,” Maussan claimed. “That is, if the DNA is showing us that they are non-human beings and that there is nothing that looks like this in the world, we should take it as such.” But he warned that he didn’t want to refer to them as “extraterrestrials” just yet. The apparently desiccated bodies date back to 2017 and were found deep underground in the sandy Peruvian coastal desert of Nazca. The area is known for gigantic enigmatic figures scraped into the earth and seen only from a birds-eye-view. Most attribute the Nazca Lines to ancient indigenous communities, but the formations have captured the imaginations of many. In 2017, Maussan made similar claims in Peru, and a report by the country’s prosecutor’s office found that the bodies were actually “recently manufactured dolls, which have been covered with a mixture of paper and synthetic glue to simulate the presence of skin.” The report added that the figures were almost certainly human-made and that “they are not the remains of ancestral aliens that they have tried to present”. The bodies were not publicly unveiled at the time, so it is unclear if they are the same as those presented to Mexico’s congress. On Wednesday, Julieta Fierro, researcher at the Institute of Astronomy at the National Autonomous University of Mexico, was among those to express skepticism, saying that many details about the figures “made no sense.” Fierro added that the researchers’ claims that her university endorsed their supposed discovery were false, and noted that scientists would need more advanced technology than the X-rays they claimed to use to determine if the allegedly calcified bodies were “non-human”.
THE ORIGINS OF GAFF TAXIDERMY AS HISTORICAL ODDITIES "THERE'S A SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE."
What Is a Gaff? Taxidermists refer to their made-up creations as gaffs because they are meant to hook someone's attention and make them wonder. While many claim taxidermy gaffs to be forgeries, some gaff taxidermists disagree. https://www.etsy.com/ca/market/sideshow_gaff
No, This Is Not an Alien. Here’s Why.
Two “nonhuman beings” were shown off during a bizarre hearing of Mexico’s Congress. The bodies are believed to be a muddle of human and animal bones, held together with glue and fake skin. Flavio Estrada, a forensic archaeologist who analyzed the mummies for the Institute of Legal Medicine and Forensic Sciences of the Public Ministry in Peru, has said that the remains of the alleged aliens “are creations made from animal and human bones held together with synthetic glue” which have, in turn been covered in a fake skin. “It would have been good to invite scientists,” says Julieta Fierro, physicist, astronomer, and science authority. “Both those who search for extraterrestrial life, as well as people who do genetic anthropology and who date remains from the past, but they were not included,” Fierro adds.
“Not only that, they should also have invited the Peruvian ambassador. You can imagine what it means to display ‘extraterrestrials’ unearthed in that country and bring them to Mexico, and not invite representatives from Peru, it’s terrible. How did they get through customs? Besides, if they were aliens, the first thing you should do is to isolate them. Because what if it brings a virus from somewhere else and causes a terrible pandemic?” Fierro says.
ASMONGOLD BLASTS “FAKE” MEXICAN ALIEN CORPSES AS SOME VIEWERS ROAST HIM OVER IT.
Footage of the two supposed alien corpses soon swept the internet after they were broadcast via news channels on September 12. Mexico City's Congress witnessed a remarkable event on Tuesday where two alleged mummified "alien corpses" were put on display in the presence of scientists and researchers of extraterrestrial(ET) beings. The event was spearheaded by Jaime Maussan who claims to be an expert on Unidentified Flying Objects(UFOs) and ETs. NATURALLY, WHAT WOULD BE A GROUND BREAKING SUPERNATURAL DISCOVERY WENT VIRAL AND ALSO SPAWNED A WIDESPREAD DEBATE SURROUNDING WHETHER THEY WERE, IN FACT, REAL, DUE TO THE LACK OF EVIDENCE, AND MAUSSAN’S PAST HISTORY OF FALSELY CLAIMING TO HAVE ALIEN CORPSES. Popular Twitch streamer Asmongold displayed the news reports of the extraterrestrial bodies to his viewers while live as he instantly slammed the case for being “totally fake.” “’The Mexican government unveiled alien bodies in a public hearing, no they didn’t. This is bulls**t. I’m not even going to waste my time with this, this is ridiculous, they show something, It’s not an alien,” Asmongold said. Addressing members of the Mexican government and US officials at the event, Maussan said under oath, "These specimen are not part of our terrestrial evolution... These aren't beings that were found after a UFO wreckage. The bodies were recovered underground in Peru in 2017 and found wrapped in algae, which helped preserve them. Maussan claimed the corpses to be around 1000 years old and were retrieved from Cusco, Peru. He has also claimed that more than 30% of the specimens’ DNA was ‘unknown’.
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